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Joanne Ussery, 54, from Mississippi is a big favourite with her grandsons because she lives on a jet plane. Her home is Boeing 727, so a visit to a grandma is very special.
Joanne’s front door is at the top of the plane’s steps, but you don’t need a ticket or a passport when you visit. There are three bedrooms, a living room, a modern kitchen and a luxury bathroom. The bathroom is in the cockpit, with the bath under the windows. Next to this is Joanne’s bedroom in the first class section of the plane. Then there is the living room with four emergency exit doors, which she opens on summer evenings. On the wall there is a photo of the plane flying for Continental Airlines from Florida to the Caribbean. There are also four toilets, all with No Smoking signs.
“The plane is 27 years old and it’s the best home is the world, “ says Joanne. “It has all the things you want in a home: a telephone, air conditioning, a cooker, a washing machine, even a dishwasher. It’s always very warm, even in winter, and it’s very big, 42 meters long. My grandchildren love running up and dowm. And my friends love parties here, but there aren’t any flight attendants to serve them their frinks!”
The plane cost Joanne just $2,000. “Next time,” she says, “I want a Boeing 747, not a 727, because they have an upstairs and a downstairs, and I want to go upstairs to bed!”